For The Love of Marketing

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It’s Valentine’s Day and if you’re not feeling the love yet, don’t worry – we’ve got something to make you smile. We’ve spent the morning looking for the cheesiest, nerdiest and, importantly, most hilarious digital marketing pick-up lines out there and we’ve found some corkers… Here’s our 10 favourites!

    1. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

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    1. There is no frequency cap on how often I think of you.
    2. How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
    3. Is your name wi-fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
    4. You must be a paid media expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more.

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    1. Girl, I don’t need to do any A/B testing with you.
    2. You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
    3. You must be an in-bound marketer because you sure attracted me!
    4. All conversion paths lead to you.

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  1. Baby, you can give me a call-to-action any day

So, there you have it! Get testing them out on your colleagues – you never know, you might even score a date!

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All our love, SeeLocal

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