For The Love of Marketing
It’s Valentine’s Day and if you’re not feeling the love yet, don’t worry – we’ve got something to make you smile. We’ve spent the morning looking for the cheesiest, nerdiest and, importantly, most hilarious digital marketing pick-up lines out there and we’ve found some corkers… Here’s our 10 favourites!
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
- There is no frequency cap on how often I think of you.
- How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
- Is your name wi-fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
- You must be a paid media expert, because your cookies keep me coming back for more.
- Girl, I don’t need to do any A/B testing with you.
- You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
- You must be an in-bound marketer because you sure attracted me!
- All conversion paths lead to you.
- Baby, you can give me a call-to-action any day
So, there you have it! Get testing them out on your colleagues – you never know, you might even score a date!
All our love, SeeLocal